That’s wright, let’s talk about gamer husbands, it seems like they are a separate species. They are spread all over the world, they need only simple things in their habitat to sustain them like a computer, some online games and beer. They can be really cute sometimes that’s how they catch their prey, and they marry them soon. After a few years they find time in their busy schedules to procreate and that’s how they sustain their species.
Enough with the biology for now. Obviously i am married to one of them, and we have a kid…. now i discovered some “slang” that i can use to get my gamer husband’s attention. I think i will use these as a last measure, in hope that i will have some success breaking through. I shall share with you because i think there may be lots of women in my position, and i hope this will help others too!
- the baby needs to be changed in some clean clothe = honey can you please equip him with some new leggings, breastplate and maybe some helm.
- we need to buy new clothe = our characters warehouse/stash chest needs an upgrade
- you need to play with him = he has to earn some new skill points or maybe upgrade some spells
- he’s birthday is tomorrow = he will level up tomorrow
- he needs to take a bath with him = you need to make a party and enter the underwater dungeons
- he just broke another toy = he crystallized some items while trying to enchant them
These are for mmorpg players, games like lineage or diablo. I think i covered the basics for now, but you are always welcome to write some of your own in the comments below!